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It's Nilesy! Parody of Prince Ali from Aladian.Notch: Hey! Have you heard we found our brother.
Yes you.
Get this through.
You’re a bright new sun.
Oh Come!
Believe what you can’t with your two eyes!

Herobrine: (Saying kind of Sarcastic): Notch says,
“Here he comes!
Sound chimes! Start the hums!
You won’t believe your eyes.”

Notch: It’s Nilesy, Overworld god,
Our youngest brother.
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Nilesy: I don’t understand what’s going on,
Help me get out of this song

Herobrine: Sorry kid but you can’t ever leave.

Notch: It’s Nilesy,
Mighty is he!
The Overworld king.
Strong as ten regular men,

Epic Rap Battles of Animation Flynn Vs. HiccupEpic Rap Battles of Animation #2
Flynn Rider Vs. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
BEGIN!

Flynn:
They say your daddy is the big boss,
well you must be what's left.
Come over to the castle some time,
and I'll teach you how to dress.
So you saved your whole tribe,
and suddenly you're bragin'?
I bet it wasn't that hard
with your puppy dog dragon.

Hiccup:
Hey, at least I have a dragon, you have what,
a chameleon? A horse?
And that little routine you did
when you were stabbed was so forced.
I've seen better acting in a kid's puppet theater.
But, I guess that's what you get
from the big death cheater.
You're saying I'M bragy?
I'm gonna

Cat TipperGot a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out
Got a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way
She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Cat tipper, yeah

Wreck It Ralph Lyrics: Turbo (Alejandro Parody)

I know who I am and I know what you did to me, And I’m not going to live like this anymore, Turbo

I’ve got both hands in my pockets, Sitting on top of the peppermint tree
Starring at the place I used to call home, still can’t believe that they don’t remember a thing
You know that I loathe you, boy
Hot like a Tamale, rejoice
At this point I’ve seen through your ruse, You’re gonna lose!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy
I'm not a glitch, I'm not a glitch, Turbo
Just suck it up, and leave my game
‘Cause now I rule this Sugar Rush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy or

Feline FeudMy cat says he's evil
Your cat says he's good
Let us put our cats together
And end this feline feud!

They're Coming to Take Me Away ParodyThey Are Coming to Take Me Away Parody for Edward Richtofen (RQ for xtheznotecstasy)
[Insert Better Title Here]

Remember when we first met,
And you got on your knees and begged,
For mercy please,
You didn't want to die?
Well,
I killed you anyhow and then,
Things got worse and worse,
And then I took her dog
And then I killed her dad,

And now,

She's trying to take me away, ha-ha,
She's trying to me away, ho ho,
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the afterlife,
Where things are terrible all the time
And I'll be sad to see that
Ugly little brat in her dirty blue dress and
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha!

You thought it was a joke
and so

Liberals BelieveDisclaimer: The following is a parody of "Book of Mormon's" I Believe poking fun of a few modern liberal ideologies. This doesn't point at any individual, and if you object to any than it's clear that your normal and not a bandwagoner of every liberal stance.

Bush was the President when I was a child, and he wasn’t near the best!
So what happened? My views started to lean more and more to the left!
So what happened? It was so very exciting…Obama became the president!
So my views are now on the left…what’s so wrong with that?
I know my political side is mightier…and I can’t have any doubt!

I believe&h

Cat Song Compliation 1Cats cats cats, oh catly cats, cats cats cats cats
Go go kitten rangers- meow meow meow meow meow meow
Just meow it'll be okay
Meow meow meow, just meow
Tonight, we are cats
So let's climb a little higher
Cat nip makes us higher than pot
Dirty meowing the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a kitty cat
We are, we are, we are, we are
We are the crazy kitties
I don't want to say you were the cat that got away
The cat that got away
Cat pon de replay
Hey Mr. Kitty can you turn the salmon up?
I meowed once now I wanna meow some more
Kittens have oooh the kittens have it
Kittens have it he's the cat I'm leaving you for
All the single kitties
You put y

It ain't no Microsoft, a love songHey sugar, I got somethin I wanna tell y'all.
Don't worry gurl, it's alright.
I ain't got no floppy-disk, just my mega-byte.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!

I look at you, ugh.
You look at me, yeah.
I've never met a girl that didn't know her way round IT!
But since we are together and we are alive,
how about I teach ya, teach ya how to touch my HARD-DRIVE.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
it ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft!
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, i

I was boredNew favorite song...

OH
THE DRAGONETS ARE COMINGGG
THEY'RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAYYYY
THEY'RE COMING TO FIGHT
FOR THEY KNOW WHATS RIGHT
THE DRAGONETS
HOORAY

/bored

I Got My Cat Set On YouI got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kittens
To do it right cat
It's gonna take meows
A whole lot of silly meows
It's gonna take purring and meows
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it right cat
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
And this time I know it's real
The feline that I feel
I know if I put my tail too it
I know my claws can really do it!
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kitt

Minecraft Parody: Mi-ne CraftingEverybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining
It’s a Diamond in the Stone.
A Creeper in the cave.
You could make a work of art
if a mod would let us paint.
Now what would it take to break
a great big block of Stone?
A load of Dynamite
would go out with a bang.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining.
You are a miner,
let’s go find some Coal.
Maybe you could use
it to smelt some tools.
Then we could go and slay
some Zombies in the town.
Sometimes it can be weird
but you will rule the Blocks.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m r

Guinevere met a large dragon...(If you can't figure out the tune it goes to, methinks you are dense)
Guinevere met a large dragon,
a large dragon,
a large dragon,
Guinevere met a large dragon,
it stopped her on the road.
It demanded to be told a story,
told a story,
told a story,
it demanded to be told a story,
because it was very bored.
Guinevere said she didn't know any,
didn't know any,
didn't know any,
Guinevere said she didn't know any,
but she had a library at home.
It followed her to her castle,
to her castle,
to her castle,
it followed her to her castle,
which didn't go over very well.
The knights they all tried to kill it,
tried to kill it,
tried to kill it,
the knights they all tried to kill it,
but it barbecued them instead!
The librarians were very scared,
very scared,
very scared,
the librarian were very scared,
when the dragon showed up at their door.
Guinevere taught the dragon to read
dragon to read
dragon to read
Guinevere taught the dragon to read
and it caught on very fast.
The dragon now guards t

Pink DinosaurRoar roar! I'm the pink dinosaur!
I be dancin' around, yeah let's dance some more
Roar roar! I'm the pink dinosaur!
If ya ain't givin' money I'mma kill ya on the floor

Waitin' in the underground
My Master be playin' a brand new sound
Y'all be walkin' all around
Gimme money, or I'll pound

You and ya sick little friends and family
Humans of all kind dey be passin' greedily
I be playin' music in the corner, jiggly
Notice us jam, we put heart in that medley
Luckily, really, we get treated kindly
Mostly lamely charity, throwin' coins so ruffly
Dat CD worth ya money, don't be gone so quickly
Scarcely get dat bill, I be thankin' you hugely

So don

Minecraft Parody: Coal StarSomebody once told me
this game is really awesome;
and I said that I was gonna go play.
It was lookin' kinda dumb
until I found a Pick,
in the shape of a T in my Char’s hand...
Well the Coal starts comin'
and it don't stop comin',
looked at the cave and I hit the ground minin'.
Didn't make sense not to do it for fun,
your chest gets stocked, but your hand gets numb.
So much to do so much to see,
so what's wrong with makin' a new street?
You'll never know if you don't try,
you’ll never craft if you don't mine...
Hey now, you're a Coal star,
Get your Pickaxe go mine.
Hey now you're a Steve Char,
There’s a Zombie, Go slay. (All that glitters is gold)
Only Diamonds break the mold.
It's a cool place
and they say it gets cooler,
you’ve got a new mod, and you’ve got a new server.
But the media on beg to differ'
Judging by the lag in the programme configure.
The world we’re on is gettin' pretty slow,
the waters' disappeared,
so we cannot see Squid.
My house&

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Twilight in Canterlot

by ~impala99, Mar 18, 2012, 1:14:54 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

[To the tune of "Roman in Moscow" by Nicki Minaj]

I'm big bully, no Metal Gear.
I told you haters last year, I'm a Mare in the Moon nightmare!
That's why I call you Derpy Hooves,
'cause by the time you start derpin', Pinkie, you gone have yellow hair!

Pinkie Pie was a fright scare.
When I landed out in Ponyville it was lookin' like Rainbow Dash.
Applejack, who's bad?
Ain't on my period, but I got a tablet!

Channel 5, news flash.
Rarity's clean, who smash?
None of y'all, canary yellow ball;
These bronies should be worshippin' me in the synagogue!

Hum, hum, done the prayer,
B-b-b-b-brony I ball, underwear.
Oh! Hum, hum, done the prayer?
Did I tell 'em that I ball, underwear?

Okay,
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Haters is insane,
These losers ain't in my lane,
Only bronies in the plane is bronies that give me brain!

Hold on, this lesson's informal.
Twilight, this is the sequel;
Canterlot, that's where I keep her,
until she's fully charged!

Your favorite troller prolly suck;
As for me, Fluttershy had bad luck.
Anyway, I'm on that new thing.
Every trend, I introduce it.
Motherbuck you with a big trick
I'm an egghead, I'm a freak,
Spike, I'm thicker than a week,
Yeah, I'm crazy, so to speak,
Motherbuck me, make it better,
Please forgive me for my tardy letter!

Hold on… buck you!
Brace yourself, Scootaloo!
Yeah I read, page two!
Swallow books, cider too...

Pony hoof.
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Twilight, yeah, what the buck?
Haters is insane,
These losers ain't in my lane,
Only bronies in the plane is bronies that give me brain!

Yeah, ain't no motherbucking bridge, Spike.
Ain't no motherbucking hook, ain't no motherbucking third motherbucking verse!
Twilight's back, Discord!
I bucked up your life last year this time, remember that?
Remember that, Fluttershy?
Remember that, Fluttershy?
I'm baaaaaaaaccccck...

I double-pony dare ya,
I double-pony dare ya,
I double-pony any one of ya haters to come out.
I triple-pony dare ya,
I triple-pony dare ya,
I triple-pony any one of ya haters to come out.
I quadruple-pony dare ya,
I quadruple-pony dare ya,
I quadruple-pony any one of ya haters to come out.
I—uh—five times dare… you… big-fat-meanie …YEAH!

Twilight in Canterlotby ~impala99

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Song parody.
Roman in Moscow by Nicki Minaj.
First attempt at song parodies.
Preview image from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wiki.

=StarLuz Mar 21, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

This is awesome

~impala99 Mar 26, 2012 Student General Artist

Thanks ;D

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